Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I have post one night stand depression
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