There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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