Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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