Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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