Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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