we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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