They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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