i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You almost got us killed.
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