Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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