You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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