she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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