i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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