what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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