Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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