the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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