I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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