The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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