Dual....:-)
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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