i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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