Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
honey bunches of taint.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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