When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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