Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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