Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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