I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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