I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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