sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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