great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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