guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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