and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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