Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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