I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I need to align my fucking chakras
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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