Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize