is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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