She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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