who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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