"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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