Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
you never un-have a 4some
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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