does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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