It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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