So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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