I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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