he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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