I don't think brook has ever known best
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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