Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
