how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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