I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I party with great urgency now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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