nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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