I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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