if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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time to smoke my breakfast
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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