i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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