But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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