Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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