You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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